A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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