If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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