I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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