He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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