i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We smell like vodka and hangover
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