If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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