I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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