i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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