Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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