i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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