is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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