I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think people are normalizing furries
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