google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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