Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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