am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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