This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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