My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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