Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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