bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I am one with the molecules
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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