the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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