Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think I sprained my soul last night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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