You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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