I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
jump out the window naked night went bad
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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