Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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