Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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