Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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