Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize