I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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