so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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