hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He has the fingertips of a God
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