Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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