: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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