I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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