Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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