What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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