I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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