you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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