sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
last night I used snow as a chaser
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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