i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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