i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I pour the whiskey from now on
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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