The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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