Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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