i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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