well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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