I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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