so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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