I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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