The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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