It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Floor bacon is actually really good
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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