He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
they need to just BURY HIM!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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