Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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