Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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