Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
