it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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