not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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